Thursday, September 08, 2005
Presidential Super-Friends
It has been suggested that President Bush did not cause the hurricane that destroyed New Orleans.
I for one am disappointed. Wouldn't it be cool to have the ability to create a hurricane? And unleash it on your enemies?
I've heard conjecture that President Bush is the world's first Evil Genius Villian, like Lex Luthor in the Superman comic books. Think about it, he amassed a fortune in his business dealings, he had a life altering experience (when he became a Christian), then he came to power as president to avenge his father. The only thing cooler than that would be if he did have super powers.
If he had the ability to talk to aquatic mammals, like Aquaman, maybe he could get a walrus to eat Howard Dean. It's hard to imagine an animal with worse social skills or a bigger mouth, but I think the walrus is a close second.
I for one am disappointed. Wouldn't it be cool to have the ability to create a hurricane? And unleash it on your enemies?
I've heard conjecture that President Bush is the world's first Evil Genius Villian, like Lex Luthor in the Superman comic books. Think about it, he amassed a fortune in his business dealings, he had a life altering experience (when he became a Christian), then he came to power as president to avenge his father. The only thing cooler than that would be if he did have super powers.
If he had the ability to talk to aquatic mammals, like Aquaman, maybe he could get a walrus to eat Howard Dean. It's hard to imagine an animal with worse social skills or a bigger mouth, but I think the walrus is a close second.
