Monday, June 20, 2005
Dance for Joy
The joys of warehouse shopping
My wife and I are members at Costco.
If you’ve never been to Costco, let me paint a picture for you. It is 150,000 square feet of savings…economy sized.
Don’t let the size fool you. Costco only sells the best stuff. We once got leg of lamb there for $4.00 a pound. Right next to the Michelin tires and designer jeans. Or how about a 21 cubic foot Whirlpool refrigerator for $300 after rebate?
The other day I was there with my wife. They had our favorite brand of frozen pizza on sale, two for $8.00. I got so excited I did a little dance. The “Robot”. My “Robot” is uncanny, to say the most. Strangers might be amused by my “Robot”, but who cares? It’s not my fault if they don’t appreciate the joys of warehouse shopping like I do.
My wife and I are members at Costco.
If you’ve never been to Costco, let me paint a picture for you. It is 150,000 square feet of savings…economy sized.
Don’t let the size fool you. Costco only sells the best stuff. We once got leg of lamb there for $4.00 a pound. Right next to the Michelin tires and designer jeans. Or how about a 21 cubic foot Whirlpool refrigerator for $300 after rebate?
The other day I was there with my wife. They had our favorite brand of frozen pizza on sale, two for $8.00. I got so excited I did a little dance. The “Robot”. My “Robot” is uncanny, to say the most. Strangers might be amused by my “Robot”, but who cares? It’s not my fault if they don’t appreciate the joys of warehouse shopping like I do.
